Mom has crocodiles in her pants!!!!!

Is this lawn good enough.....
Okay Cara, the lawn in front of the college is a very good choice!!!!! Now, all we need is chocolate sauce, a string cheese bikini, and a nice strappin' young man.....like Mr. Clinton for example. now, the timing has to be just right. How does mid-afternoon sound, Cara? So Cara, this whole section is just for you and all of your lawn needs! So, should anything else be added to the list? I was thinking maybe sour straws, how's that sound? Damn, mom has crocodiles in her pants, and I have woozles and alligators in mine. That is all for now, I love you Cara!!!
Who I love, and why...
Sarah, 'cause she is my sister and always makes me laugh. Delia, 'cause she is my best friend always and forever. Davina, 'cause she's always there for me. My momma, 'cause she has crocodiles in her pants. Aaron, 'cause he's my little mouse. Cara, 'cause we can talk about anything and everything. Jenci, 'cause she's crazy. Paloma, 'cause she's a wonderful person and friend. Jackie, 'cause she's so sweet. Mr. May, 'cause he beats up Courtney. Ian, 'cause he's one of a kind. Mike, 'cause he's always there for me. And last, but not least, Joey, 'cause he's so silly!
None of that 44 business.....
Sarah, you are truely one of a kind. I don't know what I would do without you...(probably kill Zach). You keep me on my feet, and always make me laugh!!! You are the best friend anyone could have. We have our fights, but we have more moments. We have grown so close in the last couple of years, that it's really amazing. You may do some things that I don't really like, but I'll always love you and be here for you. We always have so much fun together, and make bad times okay. I'm really glad you're my sister, and wouldn't trade you in for anyone! I love you!!!!!
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